Mi: when I am a man I’m going to have a (en) kjærest and kids.
Ma: are you going to have a boy kjærest or a girl kjærest Mikkel?
Mi: i am going to have a boyfriend(jumping around whilst saying it. Very excited)
Ma: but I thought you said you were going to go to Spain to find a woman to have kids with.
Mi: yes, my boyfriend and I are going to do that.
Ma: Ok. .. so you and your boyfriend are going to travel to Spain to find a woman who is going to give you children?
Mi: yes.

Ok. I guess the plans are sorted then. ..